A Very Keller Halloween

On Monday, our day care provider Eryn said, “Make sure to bring the kids’ costumes on Thursday so we can do a little parade!” I’d wanted to dress up the kids—because babies in costumes are the best, obviously—but had given it no thought and definitely no further action.

Wednesday I managed to remember a bag of candy at Sam’s Club. 225 pieces, I thought, that’s plenty! Ha.

By Thursday, I hustled up a couple costumes from friends, and Aunt Suzanne gave Jack a green nose at breakfast. He was a very cute dinosaur and Gracie was the most expressive ladybug there ever was: IMG_3156.JPG

The staff at church came down for the Baby Parade and everyone’s voice jumped an octave and Jack led the charge, roaring and yelling, “DINOTHAUR!” IMG_3181.JPG


Friday, we checked the forecast and I began to scheme about fitting Jack’s snowpants and winter coat under his costume. Ultimately, we settled on layers and Jack let me paint his face again (this time with dino spots). Grace’s costume was mostly covered up by the baby carrier, but we set off, quite convinced that Jack neither would nor could understand the whole trick-or-treating bit and we would eat everything he collected. Suzanne sent us out the door saying, “You two are trick-or-treating; the babies are your costume!”

We were wrong.

IMG_3239.JPGAfter about the second house, it clicked that saying magic words—which came out “teek teat”—produced candy for Jack’s little orange pail. We would prompt him to say thank you—”enk enk”— and as we turned to walk back down the sidewalk, he would shout, “More!”

We accidentally introduced Jack to two of the seven deadly sins last night: greed and gluttony.

About halfway through, we had to empty his overflowing pail into the diaper bag because it had grown too heavy. When Jon handed him back the empty pail, Jack cried, “where go? more, more!” When homeowners simply held out their candy bowls to him, Jack went back for another piece. And when we finally returned home, he said “Choc! More!” indicating he knew full well the contents of his pail, he’d waited patiently through the gathering phase, and he would like his candy now, please and enk enk.

IMG_3238.JPGWe emptied his pail into our own candy bowl, leaving only a Clementine orange (which we ate together), a few raisins, and little pumpkin-oat muffin (which Aunt Suzanne snuck in there when Jack wasn’t looking). He stood in the corner of the family room, eating his “spoils” while we peeled off his costume and wiped the paint off his face.

Well, that’s over now, we thought. Close one—we almost created a sugar monster but now he’ll forget all about it as he sleeps.

Wrong again.



IMG_3233.JPGThis morning, he was shouting “orange! choc! more!” before he even made it out of the crib—eyebrows still green from the paint. He was terribly disappointed to find his pail with only a small canister of bubbles and a mini-tub of Play Doh (thank you, Andersons, for treats he can actually enjoy!).

In case you needed a reminder that almost-two-year-olds are still human, look no further than Jack Keller on his first Halloween.


Not to be left out, Gracie rifled through the candy bowl this morning and gummed practically everything. I think the Kit Kat wrapper was her favorite.




One thought on “A Very Keller Halloween

  1. Certainly Jack is like every other human being, a sinner redeemed only by the grace of God. The other five deadly sins will also show their face at some point in his development. What is so curious to me is that a holiday that started out as a Christian festival, celebrating the eve of All Saint’s Day, has become such a secular holiday focused on frighting and grabbing. Not sure how to reverse the trend. Still, remember Jack is a saint because of Jesus, so he too can join the celebration of All Saint’s Day.

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